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Resumes

Resumes, plural. Light mode hurts! 😵

I don't know anyone who uses one resume anymore. Half of OpenAI's revenue comes from people using ChatGPT to tailor their resume for every job they apply to. So here are a bunch of pre-baked versions of me, optimized for different roles.

Pick one, print it, pretend I'm the perfect fit. 🎭

Preset Resumes  ( All are same now, when I learn all, I'll make them different. )

Preview/print or download the PDF. Yes, it's that simple.

🎨

Frontend Engineer

React, Angular, and enough CSS to make designers cry

⚙️

Backend Engineer

APIs, databases, and the dark arts of server management

🥞

Full Stack Engineer

Jack of all trades, master of… some? Maybe?

☕

Java Developer

public static void main… just kidding, I don't do this anymore

🟨

JavaScript Developer

undefined is not a function, but I am

🤖

AI-Powered Engineer

I talk to Claude more than I talk to humans

Custom Tailored Resume

Paste the job requirements below and let AI work its magic. ✨

Paste something first, I'm not a mind reader 🔮

Pro tip: These resumes are designed to be printer-friendly. Just click, Ctrl/Cmd + P, and you're done. No need to download PDFs like it's 2010.

All resumes contain the same mediocre truth about me, just wrapped differently. 😅